Coffee and a Danish
It was early Tuesday evening when we arrived, exhausted but exhilarated as always. The flat is beautiful, the weather mild and we bought groceries and ate pizza and fell asleep. When dawn broke, I stretched and yawned and silently cursed the screeching birds and prepared to get up. I grabbed a device to check the time and it was 3:30. Yes, morning comes freaking early this far north and the bedroom window mini blinds do little to block the light. Here is what I know so far --- 1. Not everyone here is a blue-eyed blond, but the percentage is very high. Much to my liking, the hair I have always hated, my stick-straight, baby fine hair is the norm! I envy none. 2. Not everyone speaks English. We simply haven't come across anyone who doesn't. 3. Like the rest of Europe, excellent mass transit but with a twist - it's the honor system. What! Can you imagine that in NYC? The Danes are a rule following people. There can be no cars in sight and they will still wait for the walk...

Is that THE Talledaga? As in NASCAR Talledaga? I'm sure you took a detour to see the track? Ian will be so envious.
ReplyDeleteSHAKE AND BAKE....GOOD BUDDY!
ReplyDeletehave you checked out the condom section at the local cvs?
man... talk about a kid in a candy store!
they now have all these novelty condoms and lubes that just set your mind to thinkin',
I mean you can make your your penis glow like a alien from area 51 or taste like a mango chutney! AMAZING... they even have shit in test tubes that you mix together like some kind of potion that will drive your partner into the eternal bliss!